Confessions from the people who run the proxies

I used to send the legal team at the big 5 companies screenshots of every competitor using their branding to distract them and waste everyones time/resource.

I've offered a client sub $0.2 on a 4TB\month deal

My three highest-paying accounts are all doing things that would never survive a marketing review. They pay on time, they never complain, and I have stopped asking what the traffic is for.

We say 150 million IPs. I have said it on calls, in decks, on a podcast. Nobody at this company has ever counted them. I asked engineering once and the answer was a question about what counts as an IP.

The unlimited plan has a hard concurrency cap. I know the number. I have never said it on a call and I have never put it in writing. Twice a prospect has asked directly and twice I have said "it scales with your usage," which is technically a sentence.